In my ongoing search for meaning and fulfillment in my life, I”ve added a site meter to my blog in a vain attempt to gain self-worth through my adoring fans. I”m running a contest to give $10,000 to the first visitor I see on the site meter.

Oops. When I checked to make sure the site meter worked, it says I”m the first visitor. So much for that contest, sorry about that.