Dallas school trustee Ron Price wants the City Council to ban saggy pants inside the Dallas city limits. Ron Price, who apparently wants to run for City Council, thinks it’s disrespectful and dishonorable to women for men to wear their pants around their thighs. Bill Blaydes, already a member of the esteemed Dallas City Council, thinks it’s an embarassment to our city if we can’t keep our pants up.
Women and citizens of Dallas, I call on you to inform Ron Price and Bill Blaydes that you firmly support the right of men (or women, though sadly, few women walk around with their skirts around their thighs and their thongs showing) to wear their pants around their thighs with their underwear showing. Tell them you believe this is a fundamental right.
But mostly tell them that you are against this law because if it passes, how will you easily be able to tell which men NOT to breed with? Outward signs of stupidity are becoming harder and harder to discern and thus, stupidity seems to propagate much faster these days.. For the love of God and the strength and speed of the gene pool, let your voices be heard.
UPDATE: Only Council members Hunt and Griffin show any sanitys at all.