11. Thou shalt not do jumping jacks in your tightie-whities in the dressing area at the gym.
I appreciate the complete disdain for societal norms but seriously, Mr. Weirdo, for the love of God please do not ever do that again lest I have to throw you down and beat the jumping jacks right out of you.
It truly amazes me that people seem to mis-understand how they should act in the locker room at the gym. Walking around with no towel, sitting butt-ass naked on the benches (whether you’ve just taken a shower or not, your ass still disgusts me) and doing tightie-whitie jumping jacks are all against the rules. Idiots.