God Missed a Commandment

11.  Thou shalt not do jumping jacks in your tightie-whities in the dressing area at the gym.

I appreciate the complete disdain for societal norms but seriously, Mr. Weirdo, for the love of God please do not ever do that again lest I have to throw you down and beat the jumping jacks right out of you.

It truly amazes me that people seem to mis-understand how they should act in the locker room at the gym.  Walking around with no towel, sitting butt-ass naked on the benches (whether you’ve just taken a shower or not, your ass still disgusts me) and doing tightie-whitie jumping jacks are all against the rules.  Idiots.

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