By the hand of God, Jon Kitna returned to the game against Minnesota Sunday as he led them to an overtime win. Meanwhile, lots of other people who God found undeserving generally had bad things happen to them like death. While God loves Jon Kitna, he hates people like me who had the Lions at -3.5. God basically confirmed that he likes rich white QBs more than most everyone else.
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