“The plot behind the endlessly-long series of explosions that Megan Fox’s rack is forced to endure is impossible to relate or understand.”
From Choire Sicha at The Awl, writing a review digital flogging of the new Transformers movie. Good times. I can’t possibly do justice to the whole review so you should just go read the whole thing which starts off with a sweet, sweet, paragraph consisting of 255 words stuffed into two sentences, not unlike the aforementioned Megan Fox’s rack being stuffed into her brassiere.
June 30, 2009 at 8:58 am
One of my favorites: “…you won’t be able to tell which machine is which, and so it will pretty much look like two or more enormous microwaves with swords violently mating.”
Hey, isn’t your company buying out a whole theater for this movie?
June 30, 2009 at 8:58 am
One of my favorites: “…you won’t be able to tell which machine is which, and so it will pretty much look like two or more enormous microwaves with swords violently mating.”
Hey, isn’t your company buying out a whole theater for this movie?
June 30, 2009 at 9:00 am
Yeah, I thought about excerpting that one too, total genius.
Yup, they are. I have no further comment. 🙂
June 30, 2009 at 9:00 am
Yeah, I thought about excerpting that one too, total genius.
Yup, they are. I have no further comment. 🙂